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JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.44/5

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Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm

er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm

Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am
First 5L chuckle of the day.


WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!


JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too


TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).


HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.


TAGS: lights chuck norris
Rating: 4.23/5

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longnose - June 5, 2011, 1:28 am
only Chuck knows dude...
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:24 pm
What's a dark off? And how/why would you want to turn it?


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.




WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.




LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.




LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.




HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato


INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword




RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




OBAMA -


TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

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Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm
lol


NICE THOUGHT BUT... - Sometimes compliments can be taken the wrong way.


TAGS: christmas lights
Rating: 2.18/5

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DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 1:15 pm
......and now including this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:14 am
Sorry man, I'm not criticizing. How could you have seen every poster? That's impossible. Only Logicdude has seen them all.....and fapped to every one.
Jarhead - December 6, 2009, 10:07 am
Sorry I have not seen everything here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:05 am
pic overused......But It was a nice thought.


JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


LIGHTSABRE FIGHTS - Because fencing is SO Beijing Olympics.




GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!




NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!


TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.83/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.


YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?


TAGS: mace windu pink lightsabre
Rating: 2.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:04 pm
Around the survivors, a perimeter, create.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:24 pm
*took place*...d*** typos.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Yes, the Bible is a book too. Everyone knows Star Wars is based on a true story; the story took a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ricky Ricardo... you DO know that it's amovie, right? Based on a book, right?
Rick - October 9, 2009, 6:06 pm
Purple, not pink dude. Mace would kick your a** calling it pink
Woodywood03a - October 8, 2009, 7:32 pm
It is what ever color you want it to be brother.
rogueagent - October 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
*Cough* Purple *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*


ultimate showdown -




WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything




EARTH'S BEAUTY -


TAGS: northern lights great white north beer hoser
Rating: 4.65/5

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Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Agreed, but that is where the loving wife or gf plays a key role. 5L


LIQUIDANGEL -


TAGS: santana leave your lights on
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - February 27, 2012, 9:52 am
really nice tribute


LIONS MAKE YOU BRAVE - Giants give you faith. Death is a charade. You don't have to feel safe,




LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


SOLAR FLARES - Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom.


TAGS: also helps create northern lights the tv show
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
- Or even the inactivity. We're fussy like that.


hall lights -


TAGS: door lights shadow
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 11:10 pm
Awesome....


Afraid of the Lights -


TAGS: afraid dark electricity afraid lights
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:54 pm
I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white


SAY CHEESE -


TAGS: justin bieber mug sh** lights on nobody home
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2014, 1:50 am
Friends of mine did to their dog; absolutely priceless, lol!
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 9:42 pm
On a serious note; ever get yer dog snockered? Hilarious
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 9:29 pm
Hey! Canines shouldn't be drinkin' :-D
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 2:45 am
Not if yer his celly…and, heh, he may never know what came over him. Win win. Man, cheap scotch tastes like cheap scotch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:33 am
That's a bad thing if you're headed to prison - am I right? Haha! Ahem.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:32 am
Glad you and your friend liked it. :-D
GaryO - February 21, 2014, 9:55 pm
Dang he's purdy
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:55 pm
I read this to my friend in Toronto. We're both non-bielebers, so you got a good 5L laugh from us.


MTV -




SEARS PORTRAIT STUDIO - creating beautiful memories that last forever (don't forget your coupon)


TAGS: this will need some lights
Rating: 4.64/5

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showmeone - April 1, 2011, 8:50 am
...shhh more Christian art..
motinet - September 29, 2010, 8:39 pm

LOL!
rerun - September 29, 2010, 7:30 pm

Jay & I thank you, Iam glad you got his good side


GREY'S MOM - loves to bring out his baby pictures


TAGS: under the bili lights
Rating: 4.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
5 lil stingers.
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wasn't I Cuuuute!! 5L!!


INSPIRATION COMES FROM ANYTHING -




JUST IN CASE -




HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights




LAST CALL -




HALO HEADLIGHTS - the tell tale sign of a fag


TAGS: headlights halo projector
Rating: 2.69/5
James - January 6, 2009, 9:33 am
.... i suppose you all drive hondas then? lol
Culos - December 16, 2008, 2:24 pm
As the original poster said, BMW is German for Fag
Tony USAF - December 16, 2008, 2:23 pm
Or someone that owns a BMW since they come stock on them... retard.


ART - Great, until people drive up and stare


TAGS: art lights fail stupid
Rating: 1.88/5

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Claire - June 29, 2009, 1:07 am
Can you say traffic jams?


Worries -




christmas lights -




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